Stargate SG-1, Season 9

Vala:
If the Ori are so powerful, why do they need people to spy for them?

Prior:
The Ori need nothing from us.

Dr. Jackson:
[quoting] "It is we who must seek the truth of the universe in order to achieve enlightenment."

[Vala gives Daniel a funny look]

Dr. Jackson:
[shrugs] Been down this road before.

Dr. Jackson:
I'm sorry to interrupt, but um…if you brought us here to try and convert us, it is fair to tell you that we are really not in the market for new gods.

[The Ori have possessed the Doci to communicate with Daniel]

Ori-possessed Doci:
We are Ori.

Dr. Jackson:
[visibly horrified] And you instruct these people to worship you?

Ori-possessed Doci:
We are their creators. All who follow the path will join us in enlightenment.

Dr. Jackson:
Do you know who the Alterans are?

Ori-possessed Doci:
Those who abandoned the path are evil!

Dr. Jackson:
Evil? Why?

Ori-possessed Doci:
They shielded you.

Dr. Jackson:
Really. I didn't really think they did much of anything for us, but I guess I was wrong.

Prior:
Origin will guide you on this path, and those who revere its wisdom shall be uplifted. I have come to spread the word to the unbelievers who have been... sheltered, and raised by evil.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
[whispering to General Landry] You have no idea how much he sounds like my grandma.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
"And a man has no greater thing under the sun than to eat, drink and be merry." Ecclesiastes, my favorite. [Pause to show the Prior sizing up Mitchell.] My grandma was a bit of a Bible-thumper. Weekends at grandma's meant long, long Sundays at St. Hilda's Church of the Grand Epiphany. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell. How ya doin?

Prior:
And the people shall deliver the wicked, unto your divine judgment, where their sins shall be weighed in balance, with all that is just, and true.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
If you help us out here, I'll guarantee we'll be more receptive to those stories you want to tell. Call it a miracle if you want.

Prior:
When Hannor Mir fell from the sky and learned to fly on the way down... that was a real miracle.

Doci:
Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the gods, ships shall be built to carry our warriors out amongst the stars, and we will spread Origin to all the unbelievers. The power of the Ori will be felt far and wide, and the wicked shall be vanquished.

General O'Neill:
Sorry you missed the Daedalus.

Dr. Jackson:
No, you're not.

General O'Neill:
You're right, I'm not.

General O'Neill:
Now, see, that's one of the great things about being a general. You pretty much get to do whatever you want.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
I suppose after you've saved the world seven or eight times…

General O'Neill:
[amused] Who's counting, huh?

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Teal'c.