Stargate SG-1, Season 9

Dr. Jackson:
Most of the System Lords were killed by the Replicators. Then, we defeated the Replicators.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Wow, we look cool.

General Landry:
Don't let it go to your head.

Lt. Col Mitchell:
Lieutenant Colonel Cameron Mitchell, leader of SG-1.

Nerus:
You are not...

Lt. Col Mitchell:
No.

Nerus:
Will he be here?

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Now, considering their unique ability to maintain an active Stargate indefinitely and their force field capabilities, the President has authorized any and all means to complete the mission.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Oh, boy. And here I was trying to have a nuke free career.

[Mitchell, Carter, Daniel, and Teal'c set off on their first mission together, with Vala]

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
How good is this? Got the band back together!

Lt. Colonel Carter:
[looking at Vala] Yeah, so what's with the extra back-up singer?

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Oh, she's good fun.

Dr. Jackson:
[pulling Vala's scarf off her neck] Vala, this is a military vessel.

Vala:
I know, darling. I've stolen it before.

Dr. Jackson:
Well, just try to be, uh…

Vala:
My charming self?

Dr. Jackson:
Just a little less talk; a little more shut the hell up.

Dr. Jackson:
The next idea we come up with has to be outside the box.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Okay, the gate is composed of individual units. The-There must be some sort of energy linkage between them, like a-like a chain.

Vala:
Exactly, so we-

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
So we need a big ol' set of bolt cutters.

Dr. Jackson:
Oooh. Too far outside the box. Get closer to the box.

Goa'uld Nerus:
I have helped the Ori, and when you kill me, I shall ascend.

General Landry:
No, you will descend to a small, dark room at the bottom of Area 51, and you stay there until you come up with a way to defeat the Ori.

Nerus:
What could possibly compel me to do that?

General Landry (Smiling in satisfaction):
Hunger.

(Nerus gives an appalled look in fright of not eating)