Stargate SG-1, Season 9

Dr. Jackson:
Okay, say for example we accept the possibility that this is an alternate SG-1 from a… parallel universe. How did they get here?

Lt. Colonel Carter:
I got nothing.

[Everyone looks at Carter in surprise]

Lt. Colonel Carter:
...yet.

[Mitchell walks into the room where Alternate Daniel is being held, and hands him a cup of coffee]

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Sumatra Mandheling. Two creams, one sugar.

[Alternate Daniel raises his eyebrows]

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Lucky guess.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
As we discussed the situation, we realized we could pinpoint the source of the phenomenon to a precise window, specifically, the interim journey between the two gates.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Did she just say "we?"

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Pardon me?

Dr. Jackson:
She said "we." You said "we?"

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Ah. Uh, me and...myself, I suppose. The other Samantha Carter.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Right. Finally someone who can keep up with you, huh?

Lt. Colonel Carter:
[Happily] Yup.

[Landry walks into a room full of alternate-reality Carters]

General Landry:
Carter!

[All the Carters turn around]

General Landry:
My Carter.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
You know, I read all the mission reports on the Asgard. They're not what I expected.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
What were you expecting?

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Well, pants, for one.

Alternate Mitchell:
So if this plan goes FUBAR, we're the only ones to go down with the ship?

Dr. Jackson:
Well, there's plenty more where we came from, right?

Kvasir:
[nobly] The perilous nature of this mission should not be taken lightly. There is a chance the Prometheus may not survive this voyage. But courage and a steadfast resolve will prove the most valuable assets in this undertaking. [pauses, goes on casually] Well, good luck to you all. [beams out]

Dr. Jackson:
I miss Thor.

[Landry walking with the SG-1 team issues an order to Mitchell]

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
What if there are more teams coming in hot?

General Landry:
I'm willing to make the occasional exception, but I am not about to turn this base into the Grand Central Station of the Multiverse.