Stargate SG-1, Season 9

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
All right, let's move out. Those ancient ruins aren't going to explore themselves.

Lt. Col Mitchell:
Sir, I don't mean to gripe.

General Landry:
Permission to gripe granted.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
We're being put on babysitting duty?

General Landry:
Don't underestimate the importance of this mission. This is the IOA. These people carry a lot of influence with the Stargate Program. How it's run, how it's funded. You should feel honored! Just, uh, don't keep them up past ten. And remember to read them a bedtime story before tucking them in for the night.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
I'm telling you, today it's escorting foreign delegates on off-world tours, tomorrow it's comic book conventions and supermarket openings.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Hey look, I don't want to argue about this. I'm right, we'll leave it at that.

Dr. Jackson:
[sarcastic] Compelling argument. Teal'c, what do you think?

Teal'c:
I think I should have remained with the tour.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
When we get back, I'm going to help you find your own place.

Teal'c:
That will be unnecessary.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Dude, what are friends for?

Teal'c:
For listening when they are told that will be unnecessary.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
You know what? Sit here. You cover our six. But stay alert. You'll hear the bugs coming, but the tree ferrets give no warning.