Strangers with Candy, Season 1
Strangers with Candy (1999-2000) was an American sitcom that aired thirty episodes (in three seasons of ten episodes each) on Comedy Central. The show was a parody of the afterschool special phenomena of the 1970s and 1980s. The series' main charact… more »
Jerri:
[standing in front of the class] History has taught us many things. For example: I can't smoke one stick of pot or take one needle of coke. One night - I'll make this quick - one night, I was thrown by a horse and I had to have a laminectomy...
Noblet:
Thank you, Jerri.
Jerri:
...now you all know the size of a king-size sheet, right? Well, you try scrambling down that in the dark after a boot of skag or a snort of horse...
Noblet:
Really, Jerri, that's fine. What was your report on again?
Jerri:
Brazil.
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