Strangers with Candy, Season 1

Jerri:
Packing a Musket, by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk till you're limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're begging ya "please," to get down on your knees, near their groinage, 'scusa me, but ya see, don't ya touch where they pee, without coinage.

Noblet:
Thank you, Jerri, that'll be...

Jerri:
When I straddle and squat, to show you my... [bell rings, drowning Jerri's voice out]