Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Season 1

Tom:
It's gotta be soon, right?

Dylan:
Yeah

Tom:
I'm feeling the good vibe

Dylan:
Yeah

Tom:
I'll tell you this, if it doesn't make it to air, it sure wasn't your fault

Dylan:
It sure wasn't your fault

Tom:
You owned it

Dylan:
You owned it

Tom:
You got a receipt for it my man.

Dylan:
You're Tom Jeter. No more need to be said.

Tom:
You could've picked up the pace a little

Dylan:
Yeah. Maybe a little less mugging from you.

Tom:
(forcefully) No. No. This is what they want. To turn us against each other.

Dylan:
You never mug man.

Tom:
Your pacing is genius.

(Tom sees Andy approaching)

Tom:
Here comes Andy. He'll make us feel better.

(They both start walking towards Andy)

Tom:
Hey Andy!

(Andy gives them a nod of recognition as they approach him)

Andy:
You graceless homicidal bastards. I think if you go check the stage you'll find jokes lying on the floor where you left them to die.

Tom:
(pointing to Dylan) It was his pacing.

Andy:
Should someone have indicated to you on a map where Canada was? Because your Canadian accent...

Tom:
Too much?

Andy:
It was Mexican.

Tom:
This is the longest they've ever taken to decide.

Andy:
In the old days, if your sketch didn't make it on the air, they used to send you downstairs naked, to sell lemon drinks shrouded only in your failure. And you'd have to explain to the patrons why you weren't good enough.

Dylan:
There used to be a naked lemon drink salesman?

Tom:
Yeah.

Andy:
That's right!