The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2 (2006-2007)

Maddie:
Give me the hat!

Esteban:
Aah!

Zack:
He won't hurt you!

Maddie:
Not if I have the hat!

Esteban:
Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!

Carey:
Come here, honey, are you okay?

Cody:
Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.

Zack:
Welcome back, buddy.

Cody:
Welcome back? You've left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.

Zack:
Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!

Dakota:
How did you find out the mummy was a fake?

Maddie:
It's a fake?

Dakota:
No.

London:
Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.

Dakota:
Actually, the necklace is real emerald.

London:
Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.

Carey:
If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?

Dakota:
Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.

All:
Eew.

Dakota:
I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!

Carey:
I think he has mummy issues.