Supernatural, Season 1

Dean:
Have you ever watched daytime TV? It's terrible.

Sam:
(sighs) I talked to your doctor.

Dean:
That fabric softener teddy bear. Oooh! I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.

Sam:
Dean.

Dean:
Yeah, alright. Well, it looks like you're going to leave town without me.

Sam:
What are you talking about? I'm not leaving you here.

Dean:
Hey, you better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass.

Sam:
I don't think that's funny.

Dean:
Ah, come on. It's a little funny. (pause) Look Sammy, what can I say, man? It's a dangerous gig. I drew the short straw. That's it, end of story.

Sam:
Don't talk like that, alright. We still have options.

Dean:
What options? You got burial or cremation. I know it's not easy, but I'm gonna die and you can't stop it.

Sam:
Watch me.