Battlestar Galactica, Season 2

Cally:
But I've known the Chief for years. He's no toaster!

Baltar:
He was involved with Lieutenant Valerii, who most certainly is a toaster.

Virtual Six:
That word is racist. I don't like it.

Cally:
Sure, he showed some bad judgment getting involved with her, but that doesn't mean he's a toaster! You've got to help him.

Virtual Six:
Say something, Gaius. Tell her you won't have racial epithets used in your presence.

Baltar:
I'm very sorry. I was going to tell the Colonel there's nothing I can do. The Cylon detector I developed doesn't work. Clearly.

Cally:
No. You've got to help him.

Virtual Six:
Your child's gonna be half toaster. How does that make you feel?

Baltar:
Nothing would make me happier.