Supernatural, Season 6

Crowley:
I thought when I got the corner office, it was all going to be rainbows and two-headed puppies. But if I'm being honest, it's been hell.

Bobby:
I thought that was the point.

Crowley:
You know what the problem with demons is?

Bobby:
They're demons?

Crowley:
Exactly. Evil, lying prats, the whole lot of them. They're stupid. You try to show them a new way, a better way, and what do you get? Bugger all! You know, there's days that I think Lucifer's whole "spike anything with black eyes" plan wasn't half bad. Hpph. Feels good to get it off my chest. We should make this a thing.

Bobby:
Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?

Crowley:
A little.