That '70s Show, Season 2

[Red fantasizes a scene in the manner of a soap opera]

Announcer:
And now, another episode of Point Place.

Red:
My god Kitty. What have I become?

Kitty:
I don't know. You're not the man I married! And I'm not Kitty.

Red:
[faces her] What are you saying?

Kitty:
I am Kitty. But I am leaving you for Dr. Cloak. Or should I say, [faces camera] Eric's real father.

Red:
But why?

Kitty:
He has a job. What do you have, Red Forman? What do you have?

Red:
[dramatically bites his fist] I've got nothing. [Kitty cries] Dear God. Will I ever work again? [puts his face in his hands, sobs, and peers through his fingers.]

[Cuts to Red sitting in the kitchen, Kitty enters]

Kitty:
Penny for your thoughts.

Red:
Well, one thing I'm thinkin' - I've gotta stop watchin' the damn soaps.