That '70s Show, Season 2

That '70s Show (1998-2006) is an American television sitcom centered on the lives of a group of teenagers living in the fictional town of Point Place, Wisconsin during the late 1970s. more »

[Kelso tries to find food in the Formans' cupboards.]

Donna:
Actually, Kelso. You know what really makes you horny? Beets.

Kelso:
Yeah, right.

Eric:
Nah, it's true, I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. Beet farmers with like, ten, 15 kids.

Kelso:
Man, how's come everything that's good for you always tastes so bad? [gets can opener and tries to open can of beets] I'm trying it!

Kitty:
[enters kitchen] Michael, honey, don't eat our beets! [gets can]

Jackie:
You know, Michael, Mrs. Forman's right. You're horny enough as it is. Sometimes, I wish you had two girlfriends. [gang looks at her]

Kelso:
Oh my God, are you serious?

Jackie:
What?

Kelso:
Nothing!

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