That '70s Show, Season 2

[at Jackie's dinner party, a drunk Eric serenades Donna with his own version of Hey Paula. Schoolmate Timmy is on the piano]

Eric:
Hey, hey Donna, I wanna sing to you, hey hey hey Donna, no one else will ever do, I've waited so long for [voice cracks] school to be through, Donna, Donna, I love you [high-pitched] hey hey Donna!!

Donna:
Eric, get down off there right now!

Eric:
What's the problem Donna?

Timmy:
Yeah, what's the problem Donna?

Donna:
Timmy, go get your pants on or I'll beat the crap out of you! [Timmy runs out of the room] Eric, remember when I told you to loosen up?

Eric:
Oh yeah baby.

Donna:
[grabs trophy Eric uses as microphone] Well, tighten up baby. When the house is on fire, the party's over.

Eric:
Well, hey, this was your idea.

Donna:
Eric, I told you to loosen up, not act like a dink.

Eric:
Well I'm new at this [grabs the trophy back] so sue me. [sings again] Sue, sue, sue me!! Sue me Donna!