That '70s Show, Season 2

[Kelso continues to write his song and practice the chords]

Kelso:
"I didn't mean to cheat, but she forced me. Downright coerced me." [pauses] That's kinda good. [writes lyrics]

Eric Forman:
Man, I just asked her (Donna) for a root beer.

Fez:
You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.

Kelso:
That's true.

Eric:
Donna does not control me!

Fez:
Oh Eric, you have so much to learn, my friend.

Kelso:
I wish Jackie was still controlling me. I love being on a short leash. [pauses, and strums guitar again] "Put the SHORT LEASH BACK ON ME!"

Eric:
Kelso, uh, let me see that for a second. [picks up guitar and smashes it on table]

Kelso:
[laughs] You know that was kind of funny, that was your guitar. [pauses] BURN!