That '70s Show, Season 2
Eric:
Okay, Laurie, I know what you told Hyde.
Laurie:
What are you talking about, loser?
Eric:
The camp story. Doctor Pee Pee. You're dead.
Fez:
[whispering to Hyde] what's going on?
Hyde:
Shh. Pretend it's TV.
Eric:
Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. Fellas, Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
Laurie:
In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
Eric:
You stuffed in high school.
Laurie:
So did you.
Eric:
Last year Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager; which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Laurie:
Well, that's not as bad as the time I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster and you were all-
Eric:
Laurie was born with a tail!
[Fez gasps.]
Hyde:
What?
Eric:
Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!
Laurie:
I HATE YOU! [runs upstairs]
Eric:
It's true. [puts hands together and makes a tail]
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