That '70s Show, Season 2

Eric:
Okay, Laurie, I know what you told Hyde.

Laurie:
What are you talking about, loser?

Eric:
The camp story. Doctor Pee Pee. You're dead.

Fez:
[whispering to Hyde] what's going on?

Hyde:
Shh. Pretend it's TV.

Eric:
Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. Fellas, Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.

Laurie:
In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.

Eric:
You stuffed in high school.

Laurie:
So did you.

Eric:
Last year Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager; which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.

Laurie:
Well, that's not as bad as the time I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster and you were all-

Eric:
Laurie was born with a tail!

[Fez gasps.]

Hyde:
What?

Eric:
Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!

Laurie:
I HATE YOU! [runs upstairs]

Eric:
It's true. [puts hands together and makes a tail]