That '70s Show, Season 2

[Red talks to Kelso in the garage over his relationship with Laurie]

Red:
What you want to do is fly in under my radar, so that if I don't see you and Laurie together, or even mention her name in the same breath, I might just forget that you even exist, got it?

Kelso:
Yeah, so if you mean me and Laurie -

Red:
Oh no, now, you just mentioned my daughter's name.

Kelso:
Ok, so if Kelso and your daughter -

Red:
No no, see...that's not gonna work either.

Kelso:
This is hard, Red!

Red:
Yeah, you're gonna be here 'till you get it right, Kelso!

Kelso:
Okay Red, but eventually my parents are gonna come looking for me.

Red:
[threatening voice] Yeah, but they're not gonna find ya! Oh, that's another joke. Come on laugh, Kelso! [Kelso begins to cry]