That '70s Show, Season 3

[Since Jackie crashed Kelso's van, Kelso demands an accounting of all expenses incurred during their relationship. Hyde writes down the expenses.]

Hyde:
All right. All right. Jackie... in your opinion, what are the goods and services that Kelso owes you for?

Jackie:
Everything. He was a total doofus before I met him. In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too.

Kelso:
Fine. You know, this shirt has bad memories of you buying me stuff anyway [starts to take off his shirt]

Fez:
Here. Let me do the math. Okay. Now, Kelso...Uh, Kelso owes Jackie the price for breaking her beautiful heart... and stealing her innocence. Now, Kelso, what do you believe Jackie owes you?

Kelso:
Well- Uh-W- One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. And...and....Hyde, help me out here.

Hyde:
Okay. Let me think. Oh. Don't forget he burned your house.

Kelso:
Hyde.

Hyde:
Dude, you burned her house.