That '70s Show, Season 3

Hyde:
Look, I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don't have a chance. And yet you keep thinking that I have an interest in you and you have a chance.

Jackie:
Wait! Did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance?

Hyde:
Okay, you know what: you forced me to do this. I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. My heart aches with pain. [Jackie smiles] When I see you, I vomit. [Jackie's smile drops, looking stunned] Die away from me.

My heart aches with pain. [Jackie smiles]

When I see you, I vomit. [Jackie's smile drops, looking stunned]

Die away from me.

Donna:
[enjoying herself from the couch] Ouch!

Hyde:
Sayonara. [goes to basement room]

Jackie:
[stunned] Donna....never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. Why would he want to hurt me like that?

Donna:
Because you're stalking him, Jackie.

Jackie:
No, really, Donna!