That '70s Show, Season 3

Mountie #1:
What are you doing in Canada?

Leo:
What're you doing in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]

Hyde:
We're part of an elite high school terrorist team. Strike Force Wisconsin! [Raises hands]

Eric:
Uh, we just came here to get the beer. And I love Rush. Fly By Night! Ow! [raises arm]

Kelso:
Well, if ham's Canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon?!

Fez:
Me no speakas English.

Mountie #1:
What's your business in Canada?

Leo:
What's your business in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]

Eric:
We're... getting beer.

Kelso:
Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change? [Looks at both mounties in turn]

Fez:
Me no understando.

Mountie #2:
What's your reason for coming to Canada, eh?

Leo:
What's your re-

Mountie #1 Shut up!

Hyde:
Yeah, I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau.

Mountie #1:
Been there.

Mountie #2:
Done that.

Eric:
Beer. [Pause] Beer! BEER!

Kelso:
Are those snowshoes hard to walk in? They're tennis rackets, aren't they?

Fez:
Wee foobie dibbie doobie.

Mountie #1:
Wee foobie...

Mountie #2:
Dibbie doobie...