That '70s Show, Season 4

[at the Point Place 1988 high-school reunion]

Alternate Eric:
[hears real-life version of himself, who just witnessed the alternate Eric and Donna admit their feelings] Oh, wait a minute. You actually had a relationship with Donna?

Eric:
Wait, I thought you said he couldn't hear me.

Angel:
I'm loose with the rules, so sue me.

Alternate Eric:
No, seriously, you had Donna?

Eric:
Look, we broke up. You're much better off.

Alternate Eric:
Says you! Look at me. I'm 28 years old! I've only had sex with Big Rhonda, and all three times, believe me, she did not look like that! [Points to Big Rhonda, who has a very sexy body]

Eric:
Idiot. You're sad you were never with Donna? Well, you got off light, man! I had her and I lost her, and believe me, you don't wanna know how bad that hurts! [storms out of reunion hall]

Alternate Eric:
So, you're an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me?

Angel:
Alright, listen closely: NO!