That '70s Show, Season 4

[Red and Eric talk about their breakups over beer]

Red:
There were times that I thought I would never get over her, but time passed. I moved on, and then the day came when I didn't think about her as much, then a couple more days came along when I thought of her even less. Then one day I didn't think about her at all... and then that made me sad.

Eric:
We've got a little Irish in us, don't we, Dad?

Red:
Yes, we do.

Eric:
It's just... hurts.

Red:
Listen, I'm gonna give you a few days to pull yourself together. You could stay in bed, watch TV, whatever you need to do.

Eric:
Thank you, Dad. Not that it matters, but... Donna didn't dump me. I broke up with her.

Red:
Whatever you need to tell yourself to make it better.