That '70s Show, Season 4

[Kelso joins WFPP's contest, where a van is at stake]

Kelso:
Oh-ho, man! Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie.

Max:
Okay. Listen up everybody. The rules are simple. You place one hand on the van. If you remove your hand for any reason, you're out. Last person to remove his hand wins the van. Any questions? [A guy lifts his hand from the van to stick it up] You're out. Any other questions?

Daniel:
[cuts in] Don't start without me, Max.

Max:
Oh God.

Daniel:
[walking up to Bob and Kelso] Hello. My name is Daniel and I have won every WFPP contest since the Weber Gas Grill Trampoline Bounce of 1972. I am unbeatable, so the choice is yours: joy or despair...pleasure or pain...life...or death. [spits in his hand and slams it on the van] I am Daniel! And I cannot be beaten.