That '70s Show, Season 4

[at a special birthday party for Hyde, Fez tries to introduce him to someone]

Fez:
Hyde, allow me to introduce you to a special lady.

Unknown Girl No 1:
So we meet every week to pray and discuss Scripture. You in?

Unknown Girl No 2:
I used to date your dad. Isn't that a turn-on?

Unknown Girl No 3:
It's not like head cheerleader's always the most talented but in my case, it's true.

Unknown Girl No 4:
I have to date guys who aren't as good-looking as me, otherwise, I'd never date.

Big Rhonda:
You gonna eat that?

Unknown Girl No 5:
I know you're really angry and emotionally crippled but that's okay, 'cause my boyfriend's in jail.

Unknown Girl No 6:
My turn-offs include people who are mean to puppies and people who smoke...or... don't smoke? Or smoke? Wait. Do you smoke?

Unknown Girl No 7:
Okay. So guess which leg's real.

Unknown Girl No 8:
I'm so glad I finally got to meet you, 'cause I've, like, always been afraid of you and I like to be scared.

Fez:
So? What do you think?

Hyde:
You know, I think, if I time this right I can nail every single one of these girls... tonight.

Fez:
No, no, no, no, no. You're supposed to pick just one...to love, not nail. Love.

Hyde:
Yeah. Right.