That '70s Show, Season 4

[The gang discuss Kelso's selection as talent for Red's Price Mart stockboy video]

Eric:
You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me but now that I'm all paranoid I'm all, like paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?

Hyde:
Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.

Kelso:
That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after and I choose Travolta.

Hyde:
Kelso...I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man. [claps hands]

Eric:
That is good advice. Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.

Jackie:
Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.

Eric:
What? Ha, I did not! I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.

Hyde:
Forman, you and I are both victims of parental abandonment. Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor. He bought me nudie mags I'd never even heard of.

Kelso:
[impersonating Travolta as Tony Manero] Yeah, I stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [back to own voice] That's dead-on.