That '70s Show, Season 4

Eric:
Hey guys, I have news. Turns out Stacey doesn't even like me.

Kelso:
Yeah we kinda expected that.

Hyde:
Thought you said you had news.

Eric:
Yeah here it comes; She likes Red. [Kelso, Hyde, and Donna laugh]

Donna:
Oh my God!

Kelso:
Oh...You're gonna have to leave town!

Eric:
Why?

Kelso:
Obviously we're gonna tell everyone!

Eric Tell me this, how'd the 50-year-old guy get the girl? Look at me I'm an attractive man. [the others look skeptical; to Donna] Well I got you.

Donna:
Technically I got you. And then you blew it.

Hyde Which means you didn't lose it cause you never had it. See? There's your silver lining.

Donna:
Eric you have a lot of good qualities. I mean you're funny, like... Well what just happened to you is funny. [the gang cracks up again]

Hyde:
That chick likes Red because he's a tough guy, a hard ass. You? You're soft.

Donna and Kelso:
How soft is he Hyde?

Hyde:
Softer than Liberace at the Playboy Mansion. [Donna and Kelso are laughing harder] Yeah!

Kelso:
Because he plays piano! Wait. [Donna whispers in his ear] Oh! BURN!