That '70s Show, Season 4

[Eric has scheduled a date with Penny at the basement]

Eric:
Good evening, milady. 11 o'clock on the nose.

Penny:
Well, we're all alone. I told Hyde to amscray for a while. So go ahead, take off your robe. [Eric takes off his robe, wearing a t-shirt and his underpants. He and Penny sit closely on the couch as Red and Kitty enter basement]

Kitty:
Penny, there's no rat...

Penny:
[jumps up from the couch] Don't Eric! Don't!

Eric:
No, I was...

Red:
Eric, step away from your cousin.

Eric:
No, she's not my cousin. She was adopted.

Penny:
I'm not adopted.

Eric:
Wh-What? What? She's lying!

Kitty:
Eric, I saw her mother give birth to her. Now what is going on?

Eric:
I'm... sleepwalking?

Red:
And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass.

Penny:
Eric, what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted?

Eric:
A liar who specializes in adoption lies: You. A mean, vindictive person.

Penny:
Like someone who would trap someone in a revolving door?

Eric:
Yes! Ohh. Mom, Dad, can... can Penny and I be alone for a minute?

Red:
No! I'm not raising any flipper grandkids.

Eric:
No. Look, I just want to apologize to Penny.

Kitty:
Fine. When you're done, you head right upstairs. I'm having Pastor Dave come over for an emergency house call.