That '70s Show, Season 4

[Flashback to 1968]

Young Eric:
Thanks for walking me home, Steven. That redheaded girl hits really hard.

Young Hyde:
Some advice: Never let a girl stand on your head like that. Bad for the rep.

Young Eric:
Okay, Steven.

Young Hyde:
And it's Hyde.

Young Eric:
Thanks, Hyde. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if my last name was Seek? You know, "Hyde and Seek"?

Young Hyde:
That's stupid... And you owe me a quarter.

[Eric hands it to him, then Kitty and Red come out from the house.]

Kitty:
Well, now, who do we have here?

Young Eric:
This is Hyde.

Kitty:
Oh, you have a new little friend! Red, get the camera!

Young Hyde:
I'm not his friend. I'm a hired gun.

Red:
Kitty, don't embarrass the boy!

Kitty:
Well, don't be silly! It's nice to have a new friend. Especially one who's so... dirty! [laughs] You know what's fun? [goes to bathroom, where Hyde and Eric are bathing together, Eric looks at his father with a "why?" look]

Red:
I'm sorry, son. [leaves the room]

Young Hyde:
If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you. [Eric offers him a rubber duck, Hyde smacks it out of his hand.]

[Returns to the present]

Hyde:
Now I have to kill you.