That '70s Show, Season 4

[Red summons Eric over the 'Vette]

Eric:
Um, you wanted to see me?

Red:
Did you take my car out last night?

Eric:
No.

Red:
I know you didn't. Guess how I know! I stuck a hair across the ignition.

Eric:
A hair acro... You know, someday I'm gonna use that on my son.

Red:
Anyway, since I know I can trust you, I'm gonna let you drive it.

Eric:
I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go?

Red:
Start her up.

Eric:
Okay [starts the car, but the radio blares loud rock. He turns the car off] And I'm grounded.

Red:
For a month! Why did you do it?

Eric:
To impress this cheerleader.

Red:
No kidding? ... Well, then make it two weeks. So uh, you gonna see her again?

Eric:
Well, can I have the car again?

Red:
Ohh, she's that girl. I know that girl. Stay away from that girl.

Hyde:
[calling out from the kitchen] Hey, Forman, your mom wants to talk to you. She wants to know why you drank all of Red's beer.

Eric:
You know what? Let's just call it a month.