That '70s Show, Season 5

[Kelso just hit a police car]

Fez:
I cannot believe you hit a police car.

Kelso:
Nah, don't worry. It's a hot lady cop. Yah, just watch the master.

Officer Debbie:
License and registration.

Kelso:
Yeah, just give me a sec here. My wallet gets stuck 'cause I've been workin' out. My leg muscles are huge. Oh boy. By the way, I can bench about 220 so that'd be about - two of you little lady.

Officer Debbie:
What's your name?

Fez:
Oh my name is Fez, but I have a girlfriend so you need to cool it little girl.

Officer Debbie:
Yeah, I'll try. Okay Mr. Kelso, I'm gonna issue you a citation. [gives Kelso a ticket]

Kelso:
Wooh, a citation for bein' too foxy in a school zone.

Officer Debbie:
No. A citation for 64 dollars. Bench press that.