That '70s Show, Season 6

Jackie:
Hey, maybe a good way to break the ice is for everyone to tell a little about themselves. I'll go first... I like makeup and diets. And Steven here likes black things and throwing stuff at glass.

Brooke:
Okay, well, I was valedictorian of my class, I run marathons and tutor kids in Latin.

Kelso:
Well, I egged the valedictorian of my class, a marathon runner - oh, and some kids that took Latin.

Hyde:
This is fun.

Brooke:
So how do you all know each other?

Jackie:
Well, Michael and I dated for, like, three years.

Hyde:
Then I stole her from him.

Brooke:
Wait - what?

Kelso:
Nah, nah, you never could have stole her if I didn't cheat on her first.

Brooke:
Okay. Wait a minute.

Kelso:
It, uh... that sounds a lot worse than what it is. I only cheated on her with Eric's sister, and the rest of the girls were when we were on a break because I annoyed her. But none of those were sisters except the two that were sisters.

Hyde:
He brought up the sisters. Awesome.

Brooke:
Okay, this was a mistake. I think I'm going to go.

Kelso:
No, Brooke, wait... I've been with a lot of chicks, a lot... a lot... a lot.

Jackie:
That's not helping.

Kelso:
Look, just let me start over... We might not be the perfect match, okay, but I really, really like you. I think maybe us having this baby together is, like, fate.

Brooke:
Michael, fate is when two people meet on a train or in Paris, not in the bathroom at a Molly Hatchet concert. [gets up and leaves.]

Kelso:
Fate. Man, never use a word in a fight if you don't really really know what it means.