That '70s Show, Season 6

Eric:
[after fixing the lawnmower] Mom, Dad, come quick. I fixed it. I fixed it! [Red and Kitty come out of the house to see what Eric did.] It was like God had control over my hands. Let me, let me start it for you.

Red:
Eric, don't. I've seen you use a wrench. If you went lefty-loosey instead of righty-tighty, we could all die. Let me just put this in the garage.

Eric:
Wait, but Dad...

Kitty:
No, no, honey, honey, your father's right, it's not safe. We'll let Bob start it later.

Red:
[after opening up the garage door and finding a police car there] WHAT DID YOU DO! WHY, WHY, WHY, IS IT ALWAYS MY HOUSE!

Hyde:
Do you really want to know or do you want to just keep yelling?

Red:
I WANT TO KEEP YELLING!! I don't care whose fault it is, just get that thing out of here, now.

Kelso:
Yes sir. [Kelso goes into the car]

Red:
All right, everybody, show's over. Let's go in the house.

Eric:
But Dad, the lawnmower. I fixed the lawnmower, You've got to see. [Sees Kelso backing up and about to hit the lawnmower] KELSO WAIT! [Kelso destroys the lawnmower]

Hyde:
Hey look Fez, just like your frog.

Red:
Ah, well. It was broken anyway.

Eric:
No, It wasn't. I fixed it. Mom you believe me, don't you.

Kitty:
Of course I do, honey. I believe that you believed you fixed it.