That '70s Show, Season 6
[Eric and Donna visit the marriage counselor, Pastor Dan]
Pastor Dan:
Okay, what did you want to tell me?
Eric:
Well, you see, Pastor Dan, when we were here before and you had asked us about premarital sex, we might have...We lied, okay? We have had sex zillions of times. I used to try to keep track on a pad, but it got unwieldy. Oh, God.
Donna:
Eric!
Eric:
Well, I'm sorry, Donna, but we are knocking on hell's door, and I ain't goin' in!
Pastor Dan:
Eric, you're not going to hell. But you might be. I don't know you that well. I just think you're depriving yourselves of that wonderful moment when marriage is cemented by giving the gift of yourselves.
Donna:
Wow. I never thought about it that way.
Pastor Dan:
Maybe that's why you couldn't figure out the whole excitement about marriage. The one thing you should have been looking forward to, you had already experienced. Maybe you knew that without realizing it.
Eric:
Um...I don't mean to bring up Star Wars again. This is a lot like Luke before he discovered the Force.
Pastor Dan:
Exactly. And what is the Force in real life? [Eric gasps and points up at ceiling]
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