That '70s Show, Season 6

[Hyde, Kelso and Fez are on top of Mt.Hump. Kelso is sitting in a canoe.]

Hyde:
Hey, so, uh, how do you plan on steering this thing on land?

Kelso:
[holds up paddle] Duh.

Fez:
Kelso, I think you should wear a helmet just in case anything goes wrong.

Kelso:
Fez, I'm riding an open canoe down a rocky mountain side. What could possibly go wrong?

Hyde:
I think I'm with Fez on this helmet thing.

Kelso:
Ah, no, I'm not falling for that one.

Hyde:
Falling for what?

Kelso:
The old helmet gag.

Hyde:
Kelso, I just want you to protect your head from being crushed like a berry.

Kelso:
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?... Now let go of the ropes and watch me fly!

Hyde and Fez:
One, two, three [let go of rope. The canoe does not move.]

Kelso:
Woohoo!... Woohoo!... Ah, man! [tries pushing off with the paddle, stands up, gets out of canoe and throws away paddle] Stupid thing! [Canoe takes off down hill] Oh! Oh, man, that could have been me!