That '70s Show, Season 6

[Midge returns]

Donna:
Mom, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you're here.

Midge:
Well, there are times when a mother has to be there for her baby, like now and, I guess, when she's born.

Kelso:
You know, Mrs. Pinciotti, in my younger days, I had quite the crush on you even though I knew nothing could ever happen. But now that I'm older, and I'm gonna be a father soon, if anything does happen, we gotta keep it quiet.

Jackie:
[enters room] Steven, you're late. Where.. Midge! Hey.. what a surprise. Huh. I should probably return these earrings I didn't know were yours.

Bob:
[walks in with Pam] Midge, what are you doing here?

Midge:
I came to see Donna. Who's the amazon?

Bob:
Oh, this is my, uh, friend.

Pam:
"Friend"? I don't think so. Hi, I'm Pam, the best thing that ever happened to him.

Midge:
I'm Midge, the second best thing that ever happened to him.

Donna:
Dad, I invited her to stay with us.

Jackie:
Your mom is staying with us?

Donna:
No, your mom is staying with us.

Jackie:
What about my mom?

Donna:
Well, that's not my mom, that's your mom.

Bob:
I'm confused. Who am I sleeping with?