That '70s Show, Season 7

Eric:
I can't believe Red bought the muffler shop. Alright, that's it. New Eric's out, Old Eric's back. I should probably just go upstairs and think about what I've done.

Donna:
Oh, come on. You can't turn back now. You're like an explorer discovering a new you. When Columbus discovered America instead of the West Indies, did he go to his room? No. He waded into Mexico and stole all of their gold.

Eric:
Okay, I'm not following.

Donna:
I think it's hot when you do naughty stuff and I want you to keep doing it.

Eric:
You know what? It is hot. I'm not gonna let Red bully me out of it. I mean, how often was I hot before? Almost never, right?! But now, I am hot, and hot, I will stay. Let's celebrate.

Donna:
(gasps) One of Red's beers?

Eric:
There's a new sheriff in town, little lady.

Red:
Well, if it isn't my son, the vandal. You know I ought to vandalize your ass with my foot.

Eric:
Look, I said I was sorry and I fixed up the shop. Come on Dad, aren't we- aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance? I mean, here we are, shaking our booties and I mean, disco's dead.

Red:
You're not taking dance lessons again, are you?

Eric:
No, I'm saying, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna accept my apology, man to man, and then sit down with me and my girl here, and enjoy this beer.

Red:
No, here's what's gonna happen. You are gonna put down that beer and go to your room.

Eric:
Or, here's what's gonna happen. I am going to go to my room. But first, I'm gonna chug this beer.

Donna:
Chug it Eric.

Eric:
Okay, that's really fizzy. But I think I made my point. Now you put some saran wrap on that, and I will finish it later.