That '70s Show, Season 7

[Red talks to Kitty over her reading The Joy of Sex]

Red:
Kitty, we don't need The Joy Of Sex.

Kitty:
Well, why not? It's not dirty. This book...it doesn't even have photographs, just sketches.

Red:
But they're so detailed. They draw in every single part. And it's not to scale.

Kitty:
[browses book] Oh, here's a fun idea. Ahahaha! Okay. Instead of throwing away our old dish towels, we can use them as blindfolds and play a sexy bedroom version of Marco Polo. Ahahahaha! Oh, come on. Don't you want to be one of those fun, older couples?

Red:
Kitty, I want us to grow old and withdraw into ourselves.

Eric:
[enters kitchen] Hey, what's for lunch?

Kitty:
Well, I was thinking of making something, but that would mean I would have to look at a cookbook, and I don't like to learn new things from books.

Eric:
Yeah, so is lunch off or, uhm... I mean, what's the lay of the lunch land here?

Red:
I don't see why I have to read a book on bodily functions. I've never read a book on eating, yet I'm extremely well fed.

Eric:
But I'm not. Could I, like... seriously, like a sandwich or...

Kitty:
Well, you know what? Nobody is eating unless you give this book a try. Until then I quit cooking! [leaves]

Eric:
[to Red] - I can't believe that I'm saying that, but please make kinky sex with my mother!