That '70s Show, Season 7

[Red, Kitty, Donna, and Kelso find Eric's Vista Cruiser, abandoned]

Kelso:
Okay, we're gonna use my Police Academy training to figure out what happened here ... first thing I'm gonna need is for everyone to lie face down with your hands behind your head.

Kitty:
What if he stopped to take a picture and he got kidnapped by white slavers? They're gonna kill him, he can't do anything!

Red:
I told him this was a stupid idea and now were stuck out here in the middle of nowhere ... my foot is shaking it wants to kick his ass so bad. [Kitty shakes head]

Donna:
[walks to Kitty and Red] I never should have let Eric go on this trip ... I should have tempted him into staying home by offering him sex [Kitty and Red look at her] ... I mean, scrabble.

Kitty:
Oh, look, if my baby being safe depended on you being loose, I wouldn't have to worry [Donna's eyes open wide]

Kelso:
[after analyzing car] Okay, I think it's obvious [stands] what happened to Eric ... [points around] we got an abandoned car, a flat tire, and footprints heading off in that direction. Mrs. Forman, your son's been kidnapped by coyotes. [Donna, Kitty, and Red are not satisfied with his analysis]

Red:
Isn't it more likely that he had a flat tire, couldn't change it himself and went off to find some help.

Kelso:
And the coyotes got him along the way. Yeah, now you're thinking like a cop.