That '70s Show, Season 7

[At a truck stop, Eric worries about how to pay his bill with Leo]

Eric:
I can't believe I'm stuck in a backwoods truck stop with no money. You know if we don't do something, this waitress is just gonna hand us over to these truckers. You know, they're all freaky, sexual deviants. Man, women, animal-they don't care as long as it's warm [drinks]

Leo:
Don't worry, man, I've got an idea how we can pay for this dinner. [at Circle in storeroom] That was a good idea...now how are we gonna pay for dinner?

Waitress:
[smiling] I think this pretty much covers your tab, but if you're interested, dessert's on me. [clicks tongue]

Leo:
In that case [laughs] you'd better soak your uniform in club soda.

Eric:
You see? What an awesome night. I am partying in the back of a truck stop with a hippie and a waitress...who are now making out...wow, the fact that I'm here is ... not slowing them down at all ... [laughs but is disgusted at what the waitress just did] good, God, woman, you buttered my toast with that hand!