That '70s Show, Season 7

[Red and Kitty scold Eric, Hyde, Fez and Kelso after Red discovers the Circle]

Red:
I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years! [Eric sees the wall moving behind them] I wish I had 2,000 feet, so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!

Kitty:
I'm shocked. The basement door closes, and out come the lighters and the drugs, and I am sure Donna's bouncing around there without a bra! It's like Amsterdam down there!

Red:
[to Fez, who sees them as if through a fish eye lens]Did someone shove a vacuum up your nose and suck out your last and lonely brain cell?

[He tries to judge the distance, grabbing the air in front of him]

Kitty:
What is going on in your head? I am so disappointed in you boys. And here I thought it was my dryer that made our clothes smell funny.

[Hyde tilts his head in a high stupor and drools at a Twinkie on the cabinet next to Red]

Red:
Who taught you how to do this? Huh? Was it those damn Beatles? All you need is love? All you need is a job and a haircut!

[Red scolds Kelso and points to him]

Red:
And you! [Kelso imagines Kitty's and Red's heads switching each other's bodies while high] Wipe that stupid smirk off your dopey, dope-fiend face!

Kitty:
Do you know what drugs do to you? They shrink your brain until one day you wake up, and you think you're superman and you can fly, and then you wind up jumping off the roof in your underpants.

Red:
Oh, this idiot doesn't need drugs for that. He does that every Saturday. [Kelso laughs and nods] Well, this is the worst thing that you have ever done! Eric, I am gonna make you... I am going to... well, I can't think of anything worse than sending you to Africa. You're going to Africa!