That '70s Show, Season 8

[Kitty and Jackie go to Christine St George's station to drop off a package she forgot at Fez's salon]

Jackie:
Hiiii, uh, I'm here to see Christine St. George.

Receptionist:
Do you have an appointment?

Jackie:
No, but I am her biggest fan and I would love to be her co-anchor.

Receptionist:
Okay, have a seat and a psychiatrist will be right with you.

Kitty:
Oh please Miss, couldn't you just let us in for two minutes?

Receptionist:
I got a better idea. How about if I let you in for no minutes?

Jackie:
Please? Please could you let us in? I know I have what it takes to be on TV and I just need to demonstrate my talents to Christine.

Kitty:
Oh and I just want an autograph. Or a souvenir. Ahaha! She made cheesecake on yesterday's show, is that around?

Receptionist:
You really want to get in huh? Okay, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.

Kitty:
Six.

Receptionist:
You got it!

Kitty:
Ohhh! [claps hands and jumps for joy]

Jackie:
So does that mean that we can go in?!

Receptionist:
No. That's the number of cops I'm gonna call if you don't beat it.

Jackie:
But..I'm supposed to be her co-anchor!

Receptionist:
And I'm supposed to be Brooke Shields. Ain't life a bitch?