That '70s Show, Season 8

[Jackie's been taking revenge on Fez for turning her down, and he has planned a counterstrike in their apartment's shower]

Hyde:
Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it.

Fez:
No it's better. And she's turning the shower off.. she's getting out...look at herself in the mirror and... [Jackie screams, goes out of the shower with her hair dyed green]

Jackie:
FEZ!

Fez:
Ho ho ho Green Jackie!

Jackie:
Fez, you completely ruined my hair!

Fez:
You destroyed my car!

Jackie:
I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!

Fez:
You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!

Hyde:
Actually I remember a lot of crying.

Fez:
Yes I cried, because I have feelings, unlike you Jackie.

Jackie:
Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny-

Fez:
IT'S NORMAL SIZED! Well you know what, I'm glad I turned you down, because you are a mean, bitter girl. And now, you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly on the inside.

Hyde:
Holy crap man, cover your nipples!

Jackie:
I can't believe that's what you really think of me.

Fez:
Well it is.

Jackie:
Fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. [returns to her room]

Hyde:
Damn man, that was harsh.

Fez:
Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire.

Hyde:
So...you're from Jamaica?

Fez:
No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.