Top Gear, Series 2

Jeremy:
Now as I understand it you still hold the world record for being sent off in a game of football, don't you? Cause it's five seconds wasn't it?

Vinnie:
Yeah, this was... I ran on and it was like a minute.

Jeremy:
No, you've done it in five seconds, that's quicker than a minute.

Vinnie:
Well no, 'bout a second actually. Mostly came on...

Jeremy:
One second?

Vinnie:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
See, I'm intrigued, not being a footballist I have to admit, how do you reach an opposing player to commit some kind of atrocity in that time?