Top Gear, Series 2

[during the news]

Jeremy:
I get confused with 911s. I don't know where they all go. Is that a turbo?

Richard:
No, that's not. That is normally aspirated.

Jeremy:
So wait a minute, the GT2's a turbo...

Richard:
Yes.

Jeremy:
... and the Turbo's a turbo, obviously...

Richard:
Yes.

Jeremy:
Why is a GT2 not a Turbo if it is a turbo?

Richard:
But it is a turbo.

Jeremy:
Yes, why is it called a GT2 and not a Turbo?

Richard:
Because the Turbo's called the Turbo. You couldn't have a -

Jeremy:
You see? Does anybody here understand the 911 range? [silence] No? They're bored, aren't they.

Audience:
Yes.

Jeremy:
They've been making the same car for a hundred and twenty-thirteen years, and all they think to do is, "Well, we'll call that one a GT3 and that one a GT2, have a Turbo, the GT2, have a GT1, a 959, put the engine in the back." God, it must be fun going into a Porsche dealership, "Can I have a 911?" Be like ordering breakfast in America. [face in hands] "I just want eggs!"