Top Gear, Series 8

[Jeremy disputes this finding]

Jeremy:
This is the safest car ever made.

Richard:
I've got a scar!

James:
Oh I've got bruised balls and a very badly barked cock.

[...]

Jeremy:
The brilliance of this car is that you're never really going fast enough to properly hurt yourself.

Richard:
You're never really going fast enough to get where you're going in it!

James:
Sixty miles an hour, what was it? Thirty-five seconds.

Jeremy:
How safe's that?!

Richard:
Have you ever - have you ever been in a dining room doing sixty miles an hour?

James:
Do you want me to show you what it's like to be smacked on the head with a wingback chair?

[...]

Jeremy:
Look, the problem is taste, OK? If you [Richard] made a car to look like the inside of your house, it would have a horse in it. And you [James], your house is just full of pictures of the Queen!