Top Gear, Series 8

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[Jeremy is reading a Thai cookery book, planning lunch]

Jeremy:
James, you know that shop you went to this morning? Did it have any raw prawns?

James:
No.

Jeremy:
Coconut milk?

James:
No.

Jeremy:
Green curry paste?

James:
No.

Jeremy:
Coriander leaves? Snake beans?

James:
It had some potatoes.

Jeremy:
Oh, well I'd do chips then.

[he then causes a pan fire which then burns down their, and the adjoining, caravan]

Jeremy:
Oh God. Uh, Richard!

Richard:
What?

Jeremy:
Richard, have you got a fire extinguisher?

Richard:
No. Why?

Jeremy:
[outside] How do you put a pan fire out?

James:
Tea towel in water.

Jeremy:
[inside, the cabinets are shown burning] Richard, are there any water?

Richard:
No, I used it all on my hair.

Jeremy:
Guys, it is no longer a pan fire, it's a van fire.

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