Top Gear, Series 10

[on the recall of several Bentley models for wheel nuts that could come loose while the car's being driven]

Richard:
Bentley say it's not a big deal? [looks mystified, shrugs] It's only one batch of nuts affected; it only affected, I've got it written down here, it only concerns the Arnage R. And the Arnage T. And the Arnage RL. And the Azure. So basically, pretty much all of the cars they make. And it's only those built between February '05... and August last year. That's a year and a half!

Jeremy:
No, my favorite is, the government, OK, who actually run this recall, they say here, "If the bolts do become loose, this would in all probability be noticeable to the driver."

Richard:
Yes it would.

Jeremy':
"... As there would be a considerable mechanical knocking noise."

Richard:
What, when a wheel comes off?

Jeremy:
And sparks. And [pantomimes being in a rolling car] sky road sky road ditch.

Richard:
[pantomimes driving] "Dear, I think there might be something wrong with the car!"