Top Gear, Series 10

Richard:
Imagine if you will that you've bought a Bugatti Veyron. It's a big investment! You'd be very excited about the day it was to be arriving. So you'd imagine such a thing would be delivered, you know, on like a golden carriage on a bed of swan's feathers. It's a special moment in your life.

Jeremy:
I'd want mine borne aloft by sixteen greased, naked eunuchs. That's what I'd want.

Richard:
Whatever, the point is, that's the sort of thing you'd expect. It's a big moment. In Russia they do things a little bit differently. Here is one, being transported... [photo of a Veyron on the back of a grubby, industrial Russian truck] There's your Bugatti. [bad Russian accent] "I've brought your Bugatti, sir, it is here!" What, it's on a flatbed pickup!

Jeremy:
[also in bad Russian accent] Great success!

Richard:
That's a disappointment in your life.