Top Gear, Series 11

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[On the fate of Jeremy based on the former owners of his Mercedes Grosser 600, after finding out that the former owners of his Rolls-Royce Corniche are entertainers who are homosexual or camp, specifically Elton John, Liberace and Dick Emery]

James:
It is an impressive list, but, if your theory is correct, that means you're either going to murder millions of people, or, you're going to die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute.

[a reference to Elvis Presley, one of the former owners of the Mercedes Grosser 600]

Jeremy:
So really, it comes down to a simple choice: camp...

James:
...or camp commandant.

Jeremy:
[he and the audience laugh] Exactly!

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