Top Gear, Series 12

[during the news]

James:
And there's more fast small car news from Renault with this, which is the Mégane R26.R. And I think that looks really great as well.

Richard:
Yeah, yeah, I saw that and thought o' you straight away mate. No, I thought what that James May is gonna want is a hatchback with red wheels, six point harnesses, a carbon-fibre bonnet, plastic windows. That's...

Jeremy:
It is. And James, it's French, who you like to think of as "lamb-burning communists". It's perfect for you in every way!

Richard:
How did you arrive at wanting that?

James:
Because I like it.

Jeremy:
Look, James, let me put it to you this way: you would have to have literally no penis at all to buy a car like that.

James:
[looks down at crotch] How do you work that out?

Jeremy:
Well 'cause we're always being told that the... flashness of your car is inversely proportionate to the size-is this right? Am I talking sense here girls?-So the larger the man's car, the flasher it is, the vegetable... thing goes on?

James:
Is that right? And you're saying that to a man with a 1.2 litre Fiat Panda? [audience laughs] Mister swollen-wheel-arches Mercedes CLK Black.

Richard:
He does have a point there. He does...

Jeremy:
You've got a Ford Mustang!

Richard:
Let's move on!